The Eclectic

Now, Mr. Haziq, dear, dear Mr. Haziq
In the tradition of all imaginary schizophrenic images, i give you the question:

“How do you know I am real?”

Yes, how DO you know I am real. How would you know this is just a bad dream and in a few moments you might just wake up and everything will be fine. You would wake up under the bed in the girl’s room of the NTU Dorm/Hall that you and your friends were hiding in. How would you know if all the pain you feel would be unnecessary… which is why I am here.. I am the part of your mind that holds on to hope that this is all just a bad dream.. “but its not but it is but its not” : that’s how it works.. now darling, i do pity your rather pathetic self but I enjoy being in your mind.. now that you’re fast asleep, i take over! Good thing you’re a fan of John Lennon.. he made me into a rabbit!

I am not real, Haziq, not real at all..

But you can never be sure..

Too bad

Its just toooo baaad *twitch*

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 ”Haziq, what is that you are drawing?”

Okay, so i was researching The Ramones when I saw them doing a cover of the song “My Sharona” originally done by the knacks.. Awesome! And so i was looking around the mother-of-all-video-webbies i.e. youtube when i stumbled on a video supposingly saying that “tarantino”, i presume, “quentin tarantino” or summat liddat.. well they were saying he wanted to use “My Sharona” for the “gimp” scene.. whatever that meant and so i clicked on it.. and omg, there was Bruce Willis {SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER}

Well the movie was rated {SPOILER} and I had doubts about venturing into the Vio{SPOILER} but eventually i thought, hmmmmmm….

That WAS what I thought and so I went to {SPOILER} to watch it.

Favourite Scene: Bruce wanted to save this guy or rather he wouldn’t want to leave this guy getting harassed so he decided to beat up the harassers.. he looks at the counter of the empty shop he was in and saw a hammer… this is my interpretation of his thoughts:

A hammer? ahh.. that would smash some -    hold on, is that a baseball bat? Yeah, it feels goooood.. uhuh, wait hold on.. i see a.. omg.. Chainsaw! yeah! that would definitely hurt.. no waiiiiiiitttt.. is that a? yes it is.. A KATANA! Chainsaw or Katana, Chainsaw or Katana.. <imagines a daisy and starts picking petals> Chainsaw, Katana, Chainsaw… erm nope i dun think so, KATANA’s got style, yeah! KATANA!

slash here slash there

Yeapss.. that was pulp fiction…